Sometimes I wonder if I'm doing everyone a disservice by perpetuating the idea that beautiful is better than plain, because having done everything just about that you can do, sparing no expense, and not effort, to become better looking, I know that only so much can be done.

Two warm bodies and one cold bottle of champagne will produce something more wonderful than would happen without the champagne.

I think a single woman's biggest problem is coping with the people who are trying to marry her off!

Being somebody is better than not being somebody vis à vis what you want out of life. If you want to talk to interesting people and have them talk to you, and if you want enough money to live someplace pleasant and to go on trips and be able to help people you love, you simply have to be somebody.

The only reason a man doesn't call is that he doesn't want to.

I think you keep two sets of books. In one set, you record the truth -- how well you are really doing. This is the secret set -- just for you and loved ones. In the other set are more modest entries and statements, and these are for public consumption!

If I had to choose between sex and food, I would choose food, but I'd choose sex over nearly everything else.