I think a single woman's biggest problem is coping with the people who are trying to marry her off!

If you're a little mouseburger, come with me. I was a mouseburger and I will help you. You're so much more wonderful than you think. Cosmopolitan is shot full of this stuff although outsiders don't realize it. It is, in its way, an inspiration magazine.

The only thing that separates successful people from the ones who aren't is the willingness to work very, very hard.

Get up and do it if it needs to be done, even if you hate it!

I think I'm a fairly average person, I think I have only a medium IQ. I didn't go to college, obviously.

Talkers expand like bread dough.

After you're older, two things are possibly more important than any others: health and money.