If you're a little mouseburger, come with me. I was a mouseburger and I will help you. You're so much more wonderful than you think. Cosmopolitan is shot full of this stuff although outsiders don't realize it. It is, in its way, an inspiration magazine.

Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator.

There is no better way to get to know someone than to have an affair ... it can save years of lunches.

Two warm bodies and one cold bottle of champagne will produce something more wonderful than would happen without the champagne.

Get up and do it if it needs to be done, even if you hate it!

If you're a little mouseburger, come with me. I was a mouseburger and I will help you. You're so much more wonderful than you think. Cosmopolitan is shot full of this stuff although outsiders don't realize it. It is, in its way, an inspiration magazine.

Feeling insecure is good for you. It forces you to do something better, drives you to use all your talents.