If you're a little mouseburger, come with me. I was a mouseburger and I will help you. You're so much more wonderful than you think. Cosmopolitan is shot full of this stuff although outsiders don't realize it. It is, in its way, an inspiration magazine.

Trying to describe a good marriage is like trying to describe your adrenal glands. You know they're in there functioning but you don't really understand how they work.

Talkers expand like bread dough.

When you meet a man, don't you always idly wonder what he'd be like in bed? I do.

My success was not based so much on any great intelligence but on great common sense.

The only thing that separates successful people from the ones who aren't is the willingness to work very, very hard.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm doing everyone a disservice by perpetuating the idea that beautiful is better than plain, because having done everything just about that you can do, sparing no expense, and not effort, to become better looking, I know that only so much can be done.