Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort.

You know you can't hope yourself a better life - you must take yourself there.

You can have your titular recognition. I'll take the money and the power.

Trying to describe a good marriage is like trying to describe your adrenal glands. You know they're in there functioning but you don't really understand how they work.

One of the paramount reasons for staying attractive is so you can have somebody to go to bed with.

If I had to choose between sex and food, I would choose food, but I'd choose sex over nearly everything else.

some bosses are so greedy (for themselves only) they forget underlings are not thirteenth-century peasants who can be satisfied with a glass of mead and three festivals a year.