Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort.

Two warm bodies and one cold bottle of champagne will produce something more wonderful than would happen without the champagne.

The only reason a man doesn't call is that he doesn't want to.

If you're a little mouseburger, come with me. I was a mouseburger and I will help you. You're so much more wonderful than you think. Cosmopolitan is shot full of this stuff although outsiders don't realize it. It is, in its way, an inspiration magazine.

We are told to value ourselves without feedback, but if nobody is making a pass at you or trying to take you to Bermuda, how are you supposed to feel? Confident?

Good posture is the one most important thing anybody can do now to look better.

The faster you get back to people, the less brilliant you have to be.