There is no better way to get to know someone than to have an affair ... it can save years of lunches.

Talkers expand like bread dough.

If I had to choose between sex and food, I would choose food, but I'd choose sex over nearly everything else.

Two warm bodies and one cold bottle of champagne will produce something more wonderful than would happen without the champagne.

My success was not based so much on any great intelligence but on great common sense.

The happiest people I know are not those who are the most beautiful, rich or famous. The happiest people I see are simply those who stay cheerful and try to cheer up others while getting through their own bad stuff

We are told to value ourselves without feedback, but if nobody is making a pass at you or trying to take you to Bermuda, how are you supposed to feel? Confident?