you want to write a book for so many reasons ... The main reason ... is because it will make you well-known and beloved and popular and successful and famous and respected. You also write ... to make money, but that motivation is not first on the list.

The only thing that separates successful people from the ones who aren't is the willingness to work very, very hard.

Trying to describe a good marriage is like trying to describe your adrenal glands. You know they're in there functioning but you don't really understand how they work.

I think a single woman's biggest problem is coping with the people who are trying to marry her off!

The prerequisite for making love is to like someone enormously.

I think I'm a fairly average person, I think I have only a medium IQ. I didn't go to college, obviously.

If I had to choose between sex and food, I would choose food, but I'd choose sex over nearly everything else.