Trying to describe a good marriage is like trying to describe your adrenal glands. You know they're in there functioning but you don't really understand how they work.

My own philosophy is if you're not having sex, you're finished. It separates the girls from the old people.

Two warm bodies and one cold bottle of champagne will produce something more wonderful than would happen without the champagne.

When you meet a man, don't you always idly wonder what he'd be like in bed? I do.

Trying to describe a good marriage is like trying to describe your adrenal glands. You know they're in there functioning but you don't really understand how they work.

Never expect anybody - except possibly your analyst - to be as thrilled about your sex life as you are.

Every morning when I'm thrashing around on the floor doing my solid hour of heavy exercises I'm not really doing that for anyone but myself. It makes me feel good.