I think you keep two sets of books. In one set, you record the truth -- how well you are really doing. This is the secret set -- just for you and loved ones. In the other set are more modest entries and statements, and these are for public consumption!

Two warm bodies and one cold bottle of champagne will produce something more wonderful than would happen without the champagne.

Never expect anybody - except possibly your analyst - to be as thrilled about your sex life as you are.

The faster you get back to people, the less brilliant you have to be.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm doing everyone a disservice by perpetuating the idea that beautiful is better than plain, because having done everything just about that you can do, sparing no expense, and not effort, to become better looking, I know that only so much can be done.

Never throw anything good away -- real wool, pure silk. Put it away and wait for it to come back.

some bosses are so greedy (for themselves only) they forget underlings are not thirteenth-century peasants who can be satisfied with a glass of mead and three festivals a year.