The faster you get back to people, the less brilliant you have to be.

I think you keep two sets of books. In one set, you record the truth -- how well you are really doing. This is the secret set -- just for you and loved ones. In the other set are more modest entries and statements, and these are for public consumption!

If you're a little mouseburger, come with me. I was a mouseburger and I will help you. You're so much more wonderful than you think. Cosmopolitan is shot full of this stuff although outsiders don't realize it. It is, in its way, an inspiration magazine.

Two warm bodies and one cold bottle of champagne will produce something more wonderful than would happen without the champagne.

I just had the idea that all the covergirls should be gorgeous, and not just interesting, not beautiful in an offbeat or exotic way, just plain yummy gorgeous.

My own philosophy is if you're not having sex, you're finished. It separates the girls from the old people.

The prerequisite for making love is to like someone enormously.