some bosses are so greedy (for themselves only) they forget underlings are not thirteenth-century peasants who can be satisfied with a glass of mead and three festivals a year.

The only thing that separates successful people from the ones who aren't is the willingness to work very, very hard.

After you're older, two things are possibly more important than any others: health and money.

One of the paramount reasons for staying attractive is so you can have somebody to go to bed with.

If you're a little mouseburger, come with me. I was a mouseburger and I will help you. You're so much more wonderful than you think. Cosmopolitan is shot full of this stuff although outsiders don't realize it. It is, in its way, an inspiration magazine.

Never expect anybody - except possibly your analyst - to be as thrilled about your sex life as you are.

Never fail to know that if you are doing all the talking, you are boring somebody.