Helen Nielsen Quotes

Humility is like underwear; essential, but indecent if it shows.

It's the guided thought that conquers; not the guided missile.

When a man mentally undresses a woman it's merely sex; but when a woman mentally dresses a man he's in dire danger of matrimony.

Marriage is something that should be tried at least once. It's educational.

There's nothing more unforgivable than someone who thinks he knows more about yourself than you do.

All Americans suffer from anxiety; it's a national disease.

there was nothing like necessity to supply a lack of nerve.

Jealousy ... is the most obvious sign of impotency.

I wonder if that isn't the most sinful thing of all -- thinking all the pleasant things are wicked.

Silence can be the worst ridicule.

When ignorance mobilizes, it's always the free minds it destroys first.

A worried man could borrow a lot of trouble with practically no collateral.