When a man mentally undresses a woman it's merely sex; but when a woman mentally dresses a man he's in dire danger of matrimony.

All Americans suffer from anxiety; it's a national disease.

Humility is like underwear; essential, but indecent if it shows.

there was nothing like necessity to supply a lack of nerve.

Jealousy ... is the most obvious sign of impotency.

I wonder if that isn't the most sinful thing of all -- thinking all the pleasant things are wicked.

Silence can be the worst ridicule.