Jealousy ... is the most obvious sign of impotency.
Humility is like underwear; essential, but indecent if it shows.
There's nothing more unforgivable than someone who thinks he knows more about yourself than you do.
When a man mentally undresses a woman it's merely sex; but when a woman mentally dresses a man he's in dire danger of matrimony.
All Americans suffer from anxiety; it's a national disease.
I wonder if that isn't the most sinful thing of all -- thinking all the pleasant things are wicked.