To err is human, but to really screw things up requires a design committee of bureaucrats.
MS-DOS isn't dead, it just smells that way.
If you lie to the compiler, it will get its revenge.
Belief is no substitute for arithmetic.
If I must be ruled by larcenous bullies, I much prefer that they be located far away. Local bullies know far more about me and my doings than faraway bullies sitting in offices in Washington, and can oppress me far more effectively.
A bit of tolerance is worth a megabyte of flamming.