When you love what you do, then you're talking to one of the luckiest guys on the face of the earth.

I have all over the country and all over the world. It is an honor for me to meet the fans, a blessing.

The theater of my mind has a seating capacity of just one, and its sold out for all performances.

As we sit here and idly chat, there are woman, female human beings, rolling around in strange beds with strange men, and we are making money from that.

I never knew that ["Hank Zipzer"] would happen in my life. It is one of the greatest things. It is like a gift from God.

Boston is large enough to learn your independence and small enough to make your own.

You see, I don't know how to ride a motorcycle, actually.