When Richie Cunningham drank too many beers, his parents sat him down and explained their concerns. If you live on this earth, you find out that we are all the same.

The theater of my mind has a seating capacity of just one, and its sold out for all performances.

How we learn has nothing to do with how brilliant we are.

I truly believe fishing is like a washing machine for your brain

Adam Sandler is truly brilliant. He plays these goofy characters, but he is a brilliant fellow.

Somebody said, 'Hey, there is a lull in your career. Why don't you write books about your [dyslexia]?' We are currently writing our 34th novel.

Everyone if so warm, and the children know my from the children's books. Their oldest siblings or young parents know me from "Here Comes the Groom" or "Waterboy."