Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angeles to San Francisco live there?

The precise location of heaven on earth has never been established but it may very well be right here

The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.

The clock doesn't matter in baseball. Time stands still or moves backwards. Theoretically, one game could go on forever. Some seem to.

A city is where you can sign a petition, boo the chief justice, fish off a pier, gaze at a hippopotamus, buy a flower at the corner, or get a good hamburger or a bad girl at 4 A.M. A city is where sirens make white streaks of sound in the sky and foghorns speak in dark grays. San Francisco is such a city.

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.

Old San Francisco - the one so many nostalgics yearn for - had buildings that related well to each other.