Baffling late-life discovery: Golfers wear those awful clothes on purpose.
Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.
Americans are pragmatic, relatively uncomplicated, hearty and given to broad humor.
All American cars are basically Chevrolets.
When a place advertises itself as 'World Famous,' you may be sure it isn't.
I sometimes worry about my short attention span, but not for long.