Satire of satire tends to be self-canceling, and deliberate shock tactics soon lose their ability to shock, especially when they're too deliberate.
San Franciscans have a bond of self-satisfaction bordering on smugness.
Martinis are like breasts, one isn't enough, and three is too many.
It is better to have loved and lost, but only if you have a good attorney.
The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.
Americans are pragmatic, relatively uncomplicated, hearty and given to broad humor.