We (San Francisco) have football weather during baseball season, and baseball weather during football season.
San Franciscans have a bond of self-satisfaction bordering on smugness.
God! I loove this city!
Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angeles to San Francisco live there?
Satire of satire tends to be self-canceling, and deliberate shock tactics soon lose their ability to shock, especially when they're too deliberate.
I sometimes worry about my short attention span, but not for long.