Best trumpet: Mike Vax, an alumnus of the Kenton Band, who plays every style with a bright cutting edge, throwing in bop riffs here and there.

Martinis are like breasts, one isn't enough, and three is too many.

God! I loove this city!

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met.

We (San Francisco) have football weather during baseball season, and baseball weather during football season.

Satire of satire tends to be self-canceling, and deliberate shock tactics soon lose their ability to shock, especially when they're too deliberate.

There are a thousand viewpoints in the viewtiful city.