A city is not gauged by its length and width, but by the broadness of its vision and the height of its dreams.

Baffling late-life discovery: Golfers wear those awful clothes on purpose.

A city is a state - of mind, of taste, of opportunity. A city is a marketplace - where ideas are traded, opinions clash and eternal conflict may produce eternal truths.

The precise location of heaven on earth has never been established but it may very well be right here

The world of Manhattan is small and tightly knit, and the man on top retains a certain humility. He knows how far and fast he can fall by looking at the guy across the street. The view from the $250,000 apartment covers a lot of ground, most of it condemned.

When a place advertises itself as 'World Famous,' you may be sure it isn't.

One day if I do go to heaven...I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.