A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.
The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.
We (San Francisco) have football weather during baseball season, and baseball weather during football season.
All American cars are basically Chevrolets.
Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.
New Yorkers are stuck in a gloomy mucilage of mutual commiseration.