Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.
When a place advertises itself as 'World Famous,' you may be sure it isn't.
Martinis are like breasts, one isn't enough, and three is too many.
I hope I go to Heaven, and when I do, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does when he gets there. He looks around and says, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'
God! I loove this city!
The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.