Satire of satire tends to be self-canceling, and deliberate shock tactics soon lose their ability to shock, especially when they're too deliberate.

Philosophically, I don't like doing commercials.

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met.

It is better to have loved and lost, but only if you have a good attorney.

Baffling late-life discovery: Golfers wear those awful clothes on purpose.

Best trumpet: Mike Vax, an alumnus of the Kenton Band, who plays every style with a bright cutting edge, throwing in bop riffs here and there.

There are a thousand viewpoints in the viewtiful city.