Americans are pragmatic, relatively uncomplicated, hearty and given to broad humor.
The precise location of heaven on earth has never been established but it may very well be right here
I sometimes worry about my short attention span, but not for long.
We (San Francisco) have football weather during baseball season, and baseball weather during football season.
There are a thousand viewpoints in the viewtiful city.
A good column is one that sells paper. It doesn't matter how beautifully it is written and how much you admire the author... if it doesn't sell any papers, it's not a good column. It's a terrible yardstick to use, but in the newspaper business, that's the whole thing.