Baffling late-life discovery: Golfers wear those awful clothes on purpose.
The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.
San Franciscans have a bond of self-satisfaction bordering on smugness.
A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.
The precise location of heaven on earth has never been established but it may very well be right here
Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angeles to San Francisco live there?