The waterfront without the Ferry Tower would be like a birthday cake without a candle.
Martinis are like breasts, one isn't enough, and three is too many.
One day if I do go to heaven...I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.
When a place advertises itself as 'World Famous,' you may be sure it isn't.
The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.
The world of Manhattan is small and tightly knit, and the man on top retains a certain humility. He knows how far and fast he can fall by looking at the guy across the street. The view from the $250,000 apartment covers a lot of ground, most of it condemned.