Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humour: he will always use it in evidence against you.
I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty years young.
When I pass my name in such large letters I blush, but at the same time instinctively raise my hat.
Cynicism is the humour of hatred
Cynicism is the humor of hatred.
He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him.