I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty years young.

When I pass my name in such large letters I blush, but at the same time instinctively raise my hat.

Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humour: he will always use it in evidence against you.

Every man is a potential genius until he does something.

The only man who wasn't spoilt by being lionized was Daniel.

She kissed her way into society. I don't like her. But don't misunderstand me: my dislike is purely platonic.

He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him.