A whipper-snapper of criticism who quoted dead languages to hide his ignorance of life.

Cynicism is the humour of hatred

She kissed her way into society. I don't like her. But don't misunderstand me: my dislike is purely platonic.

God is a sort of burglar. As a young man you knock him down; as an old man you try to conciliate him, because he may knock you down.

He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him.

A whipper-snapper of criticism who quoted dead languages to hide his ignorance of life.

I'll have that one, please.