Sensitive love letters are my specialty. 'Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.'
If you're gonna get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things.
I too shall lie in the dust when I am dead, but now let me win noble renown.
Whenever a man is tired, wine is a great restorer of strength.
We got a little rule back home: If it's brown, drink it down. If it's black, send it back.
If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way.