I've gone back in time to when dinosaurs weren't just confined to zoos.

For they imagined as they wished--that it was a wild shot,/ an unintended killing--fools, not to comprehend/ they were already in the grip of death./ But glaring under his brows Odysseus answered: 'You yellow dogs, you thought I'd never make it/ home from the land of Troy. You took my house to plunder,/ twisted my maids to serve your beds. You dared/ bid for my wife while I was still alive./ Contempt was all you had for the gods who rule wide heaven,/ contempt for what men say of you hereafter./ Your last hour has come. You die in blood.

I was working on a flat tax proposal and accidentally proved there was no God.

It is equally offensive to speed a guest who would like to stay and to detain one who is anxious to leave.

And by the Sacred Parchment, I swear that if I reveal the secrets of The Stonecutters, may my stomach become bloated and my head be plucked of all but three hairs

Over the wine-dark sea.

Not two strong men the enormous weight could raise,- Such men as live in these degenerate days.