All things are in the hand of heaven, and Folly, eldest of Jove's daughters, shuts men's eyes to their destruction. She walks delicately, not on the solid earth, but hovers over the heads of men to make them stumble or to ensnare them.

A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds...it makes ice.

Earth sounds my wisdom, and high heaven my fame.

Achilles absent was Achilles still!

Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene.'

The man who acts the least, upbraids the most.

All strangers and beggars are from Zeus, and a gift, though small, is precious.