Good things don't end in -eum; they end in -mania or -teria.
Be strong, saith my heart; I am a soldier; I have seen worse sights than this.
Life and death are balanced as it were on the edge of a razor
The other day, I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers.
I won't lie to you, fatherhood isn't easy like motherhood.
I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are.