Kids are great. You can teach them to hate what you hate and, with the Internet and all, they practically raise themselves.
HomerTell me, O Muse, of that ingenious hero who travelled far and wide after he had sacked the famous town of Troy.
HomerFriend, many and many a dream is mere confusion a cobweb of no consequence at all. Two gates for ghostly dreams there are: One gateway of honest horn, and one of ivory. Issuing by the ivory gate are dreams of glimmering illusion, fantasies, but those that come through solid polished horn may be borne out, if mortals only know them.
Homer