I was working on a flat tax proposal and accidentally proved there was no God.
Being popular is the most important thing in the world!
The sun rose on the flawless brimming sea into a sky all brazen-all one brightening for gods immortal and for mortal men on plowlands kind with grain.
All my life I've been an obese man trapped inside a fat man's body.
All men have need of the gods.
It's about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing there like jerks!