Wine can of their wits the wise beguile, Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile
Bear patiently, my heart, for you have suffered heavier things.
The man does better who runs from disaster than he who is caught by it.
Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene.'
When you're in my house you shall do as I do and believe who I believe in. So Bart butter your bacon.
The single best augury is to fight for one's country.