Be still my heart; thou hast known worse than this.
If it doesn't have siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair.
The hearts of great men can be changed.
It is equally offensive to speed a guest who would like to stay and to detain one who is anxious to leave.
Better to live or die, once and for all, than die by inches.
It is better to watch people do stuff than to do stuff.