I can't even say the word 'titmouse' without giggling like a schoolgirl.
I'm a people person...who drinks.
The internet wasn't created for mockery, it was supposed to help researchers at different universities share data sets. It was!
The other day, I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers.
Wine can of their wits the wise beguile, Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile
Greetings, friends. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now. So use it and send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't delay. Eternal happiness is just a dollar away.