The force of union conquers all.

Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But, it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harassing that woman.

Suffering is but another name for the teaching of experience, which is the parent of instruction and the schoolmaster of life.

I too shall lie in the dust when I am dead, but now let me win noble renown.

One who contends with immortals lives a very short life.

There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.

Generations of men are like the leaves. In winter, winds blow them down to earth, but then, when spring season comes again, the budding wood grows more. And so with men: one generation grows, another dies away.