Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it.

Not two strong men the enormous weight could raise,- Such men as live in these degenerate days.

My wife's not some doobie to be passed around! I took a vow on our wedding day to bogart her for life.

How delicate her feet who shuns the ground, Stepping a-tiptoe on the heads of men.

It behooves a father to be blameless if he expects his child to be.

Do not beg me by knees or by parents you dog! I only wish I were savagely wrathful enough to hack up your corpse and eat it raw

Ah, good ol’ trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die.