Do not beg me by knees or by parents you dog! I only wish I were savagely wrathful enough to hack up your corpse and eat it raw

Why have you come to me here, dear heart, with all these instructions? I promise you I will do everything just as you ask. But come closer. Let us give in to grief, however briefly, in each other's arms.

Short is my date, but deathless my renown.

Think not to match yourself against the gods, for men that walk the earth cannot hold their own with the immortals.

Kids are great. You can teach them to hate what you hate and, with the Internet and all, they practically raise themselves.

Being popular is the most important thing in the world!

A generous heart repairs a slanderous tongue.