I wish that strife would vanish away from among gods and mortals, and gall, which makes a man grow angry for all his great mind, that gall of anger that swarms like smoke inside of a man's heart and becomes a thing sweeter to him by far than the dripping of honey.

I should rather labor as another's serf, in the home of a man without fortune, one whose livelihood was meager, than rule over all the departed dead.

I can't even say the word 'titmouse' without giggling like a schoolgirl.

No TV and no beer makes Homer something something.

My wife's not some doobie to be passed around! I took a vow on our wedding day to bogart her for life.

Not two strong men the enormous weight could raise,- Such men as live in these degenerate days.

To be loved, you have to be nice to people, everyday. But to be hated, you don't have to do squat!