It is always the latest song that an audience applauds the most.

If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way.

A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds...it makes ice.

This year I invested in pumpkins. They've been going up the whole month of October and I got a feeling they're going to peak right around January. Then bang! That's when I'll cash in.

And woe succeeds woe.

Like leaves on trees the race of man is found,- Now green in youth, now withering on the ground; Another race the following spring supplies: They fall successive, and successive rise.

On these sands and in the clefts of the rocks, in the depths of the sea, in the creaking of the pines, you'll spy secret footprints and catch far-off voices from the homecoming celebration. This land still longs for Odysseus.