Let me not then die ingloriously and without a struggle, but let me first do some great thing that shall be told among men hereafter.

You will certainly not be able to take the lead in all things yourself, for to one man a god has given deeds of war, and to another the dance, to another lyre and song, and in another wide-sounding Zeus puts a good mind.

Men grow tired of sleep, love, singing and dancing sooner than of war.

It [revenge] is sweeter far than flowing honey.

And now I'm using sarcasm, to confess the whole thing so later I could say I already told you.

Union Rule 26: Every employee must win 'Worker of the Week' at least once, regardless of gross incompetence, obesity or rank odor.

Men are so quick to blame the gods: they say that we devise their misery. But they themselves- in their depravity- design grief greater than the griefs that fate assigns.