Yea, and if some god shall wreck me in the wine-dark deep, even so I will endure… For already have I suffered full much, and much have I toiled in perils of waves and war. Let this be added to the tale of those.

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one.

We all scribble poetry.

We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you?

The Grecian ladies counted their age from their marriage, not their birth.

Trying is the first step toward failure.

My wife's not some doobie to be passed around! I took a vow on our wedding day to bogart her for life.