I'm a rageaholic. I just can't live without rageahol.

Young men's minds are always changeable, but when an old man is concerned in a matter, he looks both before and after.

We're goin bowling. If we don't come back, avenge our deaths.

Short is my date, but deathless my renown.

And now I'm using sarcasm, to confess the whole thing so later I could say I already told you.

I should rather labor as another's serf, in the home of a man without fortune, one whose livelihood was meager, than rule over all the departed dead.

The Simpsons are going to Delaware!