I'll teach you to laugh at something that's funny!
Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it.
A gun is not a weapon! It's a tool, like a butcher's knife, or a harpoon, or an alligator.
Is he not sacred, even to the gods, the wandering man who comes in weariness?
The God of War will see fair play-he's often slain that wants to slay!
It is entirely seemly for a young man killed in battle to lie mangled by the bronze spear. In his death all things appear fair.