And now I'm using sarcasm, to confess the whole thing so later I could say I already told you.

Tell me, O Muse, of that ingenious hero who travelled far and wide after he had sacked the famous town of Troy.

The hearts of great men can be changed.

And they die an equal death — the idler and the man of mighty deeds.

I'm a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world.

There is a strength in the even of very sorry men

Fear, O Achilles, the wrath of heaven; think on your own father and have compassion upon me, who am the more pitiable