I'm a people person...who drinks.
…but there they lay, sprawled across the field, craved far more by the vultures than by wives.
We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you?
The lot of man-to suffer and die.
Sensitive love letters are my specialty. 'Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.'
Earth sounds my wisdom, and high heaven my fame.