Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But, it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harassing that woman.

Of all creatures that breathe and move upon the earth, nothing is bred that is weaker than man.

Once harm has been done, even a fool understands it.

Not vain the weakest, if their force unite.

We mortals hear only the news, and know nothing at all.

His descent was like nightfall.

A guest never forgets the host who has treated him kindly.