Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But, it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harassing that woman.

I guess some people never change... Or, they quickly change and then quickly change back.

Each man delights in the work that suits him best.

Boy, those Germans have a word for everything!

You know those balls that they put on car antennas so you can find them in the parking lot? Those should be on every car!

But he whose inborn worth his acts commend, Of gentle soul, to human race a friend.

We all scribble poetry.