Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But, it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harassing that woman.

Thou shalt not horn in on thy husbands racket

Think not to match yourself against the gods, for men that walk the earth cannot hold their own with the immortals.

Don't mess with the dead, boy, they have eerie powers.

No man or woman born, coward or brave, can shun his destiny.

There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.

I discovered a meal between breakfast and brunch.