The internet wasn't created for mockery, it was supposed to help researchers at different universities share data sets. It was!
No man or woman born, coward or brave, can shun his destiny.
Tell me, O Muse, of that ingenious hero who travelled far and wide after he had sacked the famous town of Troy.
The stars never lie, but the astrologers lie about the stars.
Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene.'
The man who acts the least, upbraids the most.