Every single American has a voice and ... it ought to be heard in the halls of power every day.

We're going to use Terri Schiavo later on. This is going to be an issue in 2006 and it's going to be an issue in 2008, because we're going to have an ad with a picture of Tom DeLay saying, "Do you want this guy to decide whether you die or not, or is that going to be up to your loved ones?

I have a great sense of humor, but it has an ironic twist to it.

I don't hate Republicans as individuals. But I hate what the Republicans are doing to this country. I really do.

I'm a committed Christian. I worship in my own way. That's my business. That's not the business of the pharisees who are going to preach to me about what I do and then do something else.

From a religious point of view, if God had thought homosexuality is a sin, he would not have created gay people.

What I usually do is tell funny stories from the road, many of which are, of course, unprintable. But I don't actually have a joke. I don't tell jokes much. I tell little stories.