There are things that I won't do on the radio. I mean, the next logical question is, what won't you do. I say, well, you know, you've got to find out when you're on the air.

We are busy planning the launch of the channel. I am busy planning all kinds of events that go on the channel without me. I have started producing a sound for the channel.

The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales.

I will never feel successful.

Relationships are based on trust until you meet someone new.

Most of the things I do are misunderstood. Hey, after all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not?

Rick Shapiro is a top comedian.